Best of Boston Underground
Written by MrChill
Here's a list of the best Boston has to offer (that I could think of):
Best Roast Beef
• Sam LaGrassa's - Unbelievable sandwiches, only open at lunch time tho, but worth it to take the trip.
Best Wrap
• Bravo Pizza (formerly wrap-and-roll) - I've been going here for years, and their wraps are amazing. If I had the opportunity, I would knock up the owners daughter, have the bastard child, and pretend like I actually liked her (and the kid too) just to have a chance at getting free wraps.
Best Pizza
• Sweet Tomatoes - Now this is touchy subject, Bostonians are sensitive as hell about what place they call their favorite pizza. The general consensus is always between Regina's and Santarpio's, which both have great pizza - dont get me wrong, and they're old as fuck which only add's character and reliability. But whatever Sweet Tomatoes does to their thin crust pizza makes me want to American Pie it and get up on the table and start humping the shit out it. I just don't get that feeling anymore with Regina's and Santarpio's.
Best Burger
• Mr Bartley's and Our House West - I can't decide, both burgers are ridiculious, so I'm calling it a tie. You wouldn't expect Our House West to have good burgers, much less anything edible just by walking into the place, but they really do bitch-slap every other burger joint in Boston (except Mr. Bartley's). Choosing between the two is like choosing between Erin Andrews and Heidi Watney, it's fuckin tough.
Best Drink:
• The Raging Bull - I'm impartial to this one because I have at least 12 every weekend, but I haven't found anything that compares to it. It's like an Irish Car Bomb crossed with a Jagger Bomb Crossed with Tequila (Believe me, it won't sound good, but try it and you'll never look back): Take a shot of white tequila, preferably Patron, and drop it into a glass of Redbull with a splash of cranberry, then chug. Boom. Night's already changed. That chick who was kinda gross before, now you're eye-fucking the shit out of.
